I only swim for survival. Mainly because if I didn’t I’d drown. Michael Phelps on the other hand swims because he is amazing at it, and my word did he put in some performances today! I have a theory though – that mermaid from Splash! + Tom Hanks = Michael Phelps? The whole Speedo suit giving him an edge is merely a PR cover up.
A little something I put together with the help of Spreadshirt, American Apparel and Obey Giant. Sadly I’m not convinced Mr. O can win but fingers crossed.